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Apr 30th

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Guangzhou Crocpark.

Crocpark Guangzhouis the world’s largest crocodile farm with 60,000 to 70,000 animals. Thai crocodile wrestlers perform stunts like reaching down the throat of crocodiles and sticking Their heads in the animal’s mouth. In 1997 and 1998, taking advantage of low prices caused by the Asian financial crisis, it bought 40,000 crocodiles for as little as 75 cents a piece. The crocodiles, ranging in...

Apr 29th

charlottehopes asked: how do you get these cheap dunks joe?? i want! x

Apr 29th

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Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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Grade 3 kid (7years old): “there was mummy and daddy bird in the tree. An egg later. But they go over there and now we can’t see” (points at a tree further away from the window) Me- “why?” Kid: “miss wun said we are too noisy” (sad face whilst looking at abandoned nest)

Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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Apr 27th

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Is your head the right size?

2-bags-and-a-dog: Scott lives in China… Me: What you doing? Scott: I’m at the traffic police station trying to get my driving license. Me: Good luck with that then. Scott: I’ve got to get my head measured now. Make sure it’s the right size for driving. Me: Hilarious! Well I hope your head’s big enough. I think it is. Some time passed Scott: Yup, that’s a relief. I’ve got the right...

Apr 27th

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